Have you ever had to clean melted chocolate out of a cycling jersey pocket?
Do you find yourself saying things to your friends like, "We really need to do that ride that served Oreo trifle again sometime"?
Have you ever whipped out a Snickers bar during a trail race?
If so, did you then take special pleasure in passing the people who rolled their eyes when you unwrapped the Snickers bar?
Are you constantly doing laundry--and dishes?
If so, welcome to the club.
If not, welcome anyway. We won't judge.
